Predicting WWE Superstars' 2023 in 3 Words or Less

I have predicted (pretty much) every wrestler's 2023 in 3 Words or Less.

AJ Styles – United States Champion

Akira Tozawa – Loses a lot

Alba Fyre – Teams with Dawn

Alexa Bliss – Joins Bray Wyatt

Aliyah – Moves to NXT

Amari Miller – Level Up Wrestler

Andre Chase – Ends Chase U

Angel – Doesn’t win much

Angelo Dawkins – Gets Betrayed

Apollo Crews – Tony D Feud

Ashante “Thee” Adonis – Isn’t featured enough

Asuka – Winning run begins

Austin Theory – Beats John Cena

Ava Raine – Breakout Star

Axiom – North American Champion

B-Fab – Wrestles more matches

Baron Corbin – Feuds with AJ

Bayley – Carry’s her division

Becky Lynch – Mania Main Event

Bianca Belair – Turns Heel

Big E – NXT General Manager

Blair Davenport – NXT Europe Champ

Bobby Lashley – Challenges Roman Reigns

Braun Strowman – Still quite boring

Bray Wyatt – Does not lose

Brock Lesnar – Returns in Rumble

Bron Breakker – Main Roster Debut

Bronson Reed – Teams with Miz

Brooks Jensen – Heel turn

Brutus Creed – Gets left behind

Butch – Close to gold

Cameron Grimes – Debuts in Rumble

Carmelo Hayes – NXT Champion

Candice LeRae – Teams with Johnny

Carmella – New Reality Show

Cedric Alexander – Moves to NXT

Chad Gable – Continues being great

Channing “Stacks” Lorenzo – Feud with D’Angelo

Charlie Dempsey – Big Push

Charlotte Flair – Wins Royal Rumble

Cody Rhodes – Night after Mania

Commander Azeez – Reunites with Apollo

Cora Jade – Mania Weekend Match

Cruz Del Toro – Challenges The Usos

Dakota Kai – Loses tag titles

Damian Priest – Unsung hero

Damon Kemp – Drew Gulak Faction

Dana Brooke – I don’t know

Dexter Lumis – Turns on Johnny

Dolph Ziggler – Rumble rope spot

Dominik Mysterio – Continue to improve

Doudrop – Piper Niven returns

Drew Gulak – Creates Heel Faction

Drew McIntyre – Mania VS Gunther

Duke Hudson – Creates Duke U

Edge – Final Mania Match

Edris Enofe – Midcard Tag guy

Elektra Lopez – Midcard Wrestler

Elias – Turns Heel

Elton Prince – Wins Tag Gold

Emma – Teams with Madcap

Erik – Gets injured again

Fallon Henley – Loses her bar

Finn Balor – Wins Tag Gold

Gable Steveson – Wins Battle Royal

Grayson Waller – Finally wins Gold

Gigi Dolin – Featured less

Giovanni Vinci – Faces The Usos

Gunther – Battles Roman Reigns

Hank Walker – Less TV time

Humberto – Rarely featured

Ikemen Jiro – Burns his jackets

Ilja Dragunov – Inaugural European Champion

Indi Hartwell – Reunites with Candice

Isla Dawn – Wins Tag Gold

Iyo Sky – Loses Tag Gold

Jacy Jayne – Less TV time

Ivar – Has decent matches

Ivy Nile – Diamond Mine Leader

Jagger Reid – Tag Team Champion

Javier Bernal – Breakout Year

JD McDonagh – Main Roster Debut

Jey Uso – Creates Conflict

Jimmy Uso – Gets beaten up

Jinder Mahal – No crowd reaction

Joaquin Wilde – Performs really well

John Cena – Wrestles at Mania

Johnny Gargano – Feuds with Dexter

Joe Coffey – NXT Europe Star

Joe Gacy – First Championship

Josh Briggs – Goes solo

Julius Creed – Big Star

Karl Anderson – Stays in team

Karrion Kross – Loses to Roman

Katana Chance – Appears in Rumble

Kayden Carter – Loses her title

Kevin Owens – Major Mania Match

Kofi Kingston – Matches Cena’s record

Kiana James – Better in-ring

Kit Wilson – Another brilliant year

LA Knight – Massive babyface

Lacey Evans – Gets forgotten about

Lash Legend – Disappears from tele

Liv Morgan – Drops down card

Logan Paul – Special Summerslam bout

Ludwig Kaiser – Very entertaining

Luke Gallows – Tag Team guy

Lyra Valkyria – Breakout Year

Mace – Funny when used

Mansoor – Great Comedic timing

Mark Coffey – Tag Team Champ

Madcap Moss – Feuds with Solo

Malik Blade – Stays with Enofe

Matt Riddle – Feuds with Miz

Meiko Satomura – NXT Europe Star

Mia Yim – Leaves the OC

Montez Ford – Finally turns heel

MVP – Screws over Omos

Mustafa Ali – Never gets pushed

Nikki Cross – Joins Bray Wyatt

Nikkita Lyons – NXT Title Run?

Natalya – Teams with someone

Nathan Frazer – North American Champion

Omos – Squashes some people

Oro Mensah – Finally gets featured

Odyssey Jones – Big singles push

Quincy Elliott – Forms Tag Team

Otis – Turns back Face

Pat McAfee – Returns to commentary

Raquel Rodriguez – Becomes Women’s Champion

Rey Mysterio – Feuds with Bray

R-Truth – Answers Open Challenge

Randy Orton – Finally returns

Ricochet – Major Babyface Push

Ridge Holland – Nearly wins Gold

Rhea Ripley – Beats Bianca Belair

Rick Boogs – Turns on Shin

Roderick Strong – Loses to Melo

Roman Reigns – Best Year yet

Rip Fowler – NXT Tag Champ

Robert Roode – Returns to NXT

Ronda Rousey – Tag Team Champion

Roxanne Perez – Legendary title run?

Santos Escobar – Championship Contender

Sami Zayn – Feelings get hurt

Sanga – Dominant Tag Team

Sarray – NXT Europe?

Shanky – Never seen again

Scrypts – Never gets over

Seth “Freakin” Rollins – 2023 Best Wrestler

Shelton Benjamin – Wrestles on NXT

Shinsuke Nakamura – Returns at Rumble

Shayna Baszler – Tag Team Champion

Sheamus – Cements his Legacy

Solo Sikoa – Championship Gold

Sonya Deville – Moves to Raw

Shotzi – Loses title match

Sol Ruca – 2023 Breakout Winner

Tamina – Appears in Rumble

Tatum Paxley – Officially Diamond Mine

Thea Hail – Solo run

Tiffany Stratton – Roxanne Vengeance Day

Tegan Nox – Lost in Shuffle

The Miz – Lots of Feuds

Tony D’Angelo – Finally wins Gold

Top Dolla – Doesn’t do anything

Tommaso Ciampa – The Blackheart Returns

Tyler Bate – Face of Europe

Trick Williams – Gets left behind

Veer – Great Tag guy

Valentino Feroz – Never really used

Valhalla – Wrestles more often

Wendy Choo – Turns Heel

Wes Lee – Loses NA Championship

Von Wagner – Still sucks

Xia Li – Teams with Choo

Xyon Quinn – Dropped the Ball

Wolfgang – Tag Team Champion

Xavier Woods – Faces Solo Sikoa

Zoey Stark – Unsung hero

Yulisa Leon – Returns from Injury

Zelina Vega – Reunites with Almas